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Top 11 Signs You’re Watching Too Much Battlestar Galactica

11.	You get nervous every 33 minutes if you stay in the same place.
10.	Tricia Helfer and Grace Park want to have a threesome with you, but you refuse because you won’t do it with machines.
9.	You refer to yourself as a 13th colonial.
8.	You’ve replaced “prepare to make the jump to light speed” with “spin up the FTL drive” in your vocabulary.
7.	You shot your toaster.
6.	When you heard Starbucks was closing shops, you felt sad for a moment, but then it passed.
5.	You can’t use rectangular paper anymore.
4.	Your kids are named Felix and Galen.
3.	When you see identical twins, you freak out and start screaming “Cylons!”
2.	You can’t name all the continents on Earth, but you know the name of the 12 Colonies of Kobol.
1.	You never say ‘fuck’ any more.

I like number 1. I catch myself saying ‘Frak’ instead all the time. I know I’m a dork.