MyEntertainmenttoday.com » Humor http://www.myentertainmenttoday.com Your #1 Entertainment source! Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:47:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 25 Awesome Protest Signs http://www.myentertainmenttoday.com/2009/08/25-awesome-protest-signs/ http://www.myentertainmenttoday.com/2009/08/25-awesome-protest-signs/#comments Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:40:34 +0000 Howard http://www.myentertainmenttoday.com/?p=784 Holy Taco – Now why didn’t I think of this. Hmm, maybe the next time I should go to a protest just to do something like this.

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Warning: This article contains spoilers for The Collector.

Warning Two: If that matters to you, unbookmark this site and drive your beat-up Chevette over a cliff into rocks.

The guys who have written the last few Saw films made The Collector.This does not bode well for The Collector. Of the people in the cast, the biggest star is the third-billed lead on a show low on the ratings totem pole. This does not bode well for The Collector. The director of this film’s best contribution to the world of cinema was in co-writing Feast. This does not bode well for The Collector. The trailer seems to be selling a film totally geared around creating a new horror franchise by combining elements of Saw with other serial killer films and by having a villain with a signature mask. This does not bode well for The Collector. The person playing the title character has the birth name Juan de Jesus Fernández de Alarcon. This does not bode well for The Collector or the INS. The tagline for the film is I fuck your eyes with bad movie. This does not bode well for The Collector.

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11. You get nervous every 33 minutes if you stay in the same place.
10. Tricia Helfer and Grace Park want to have a threesome with you, but you refuse because you won’t do it with machines.
9. You refer to yourself as a 13th colonial.
8. You’ve replaced “prepare to make the jump to light speed” with “spin up the FTL drive” in your vocabulary.
7. You shot your toaster.
6. When you heard Starbucks was closing shops, you felt sad for a moment, but then it passed.
5. You can’t use rectangular paper anymore.
4. Your kids are named Felix and Galen.
3. When you see identical twins, you freak out and start screaming “Cylons!”
2. You can’t name all the continents on Earth, but you know the name of the 12 Colonies of Kobol.
1. You never say ‘fuck’ any more.

I like number 1. I catch myself saying ‘Frak’ instead all the time. I know I’m a dork.

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