azcentral.com – Madonna and Jesus Luz are planning a Kabbalah commitment ceremony.

The Brazilian model’s father Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz has revealed the couple are planning a Kabbalah ceremony to have their union recognized by the mystical Jewish faith followed by the 50-year-old singer.

However, their union will not be legally binding.

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Oh poor Madonna is getting death threats from Muslim Extremists over..well.. you know for being Madonna. She has hired two Israeli bodyguards..because you know.. that just makes sense…and told Guy to move for his safety.

I guess they also didn’t like her last tour and left not ’sticky and sweet’ but more like ’slimy and bitter’.

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Madonna still after all these years won’t retire or go away. She is now hocking handbags again for Louis Vuitton and making every man squirm at the sight of her….well everything.

I think we can all agree that the ‘material girl’ is getting closer to being more like ‘inmaterial girl’. Ugh, even as heavily photoshopped the ads are she still looks horrid.

To make this more interesting. Lets see that in adjusted dollars.

Today:  $75,210,500

One Month Ago: $75,000,000

So depending on when he accually gets the money he could accually make a nice profit. This is based on just the 50 million british pounds since they won’t disclose the accually amount. Just something fun to do during these crazy finiacial times we are in.

Trying to avoid a public mud-slinging mess, Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed on a divorce settlement.  Both have said they want “what’s best for the kids”.  Haven’t heard that line before.

Rumor has it that Madonna has strict rules in place for when the kids spend time with Ritche in London.

Here’s the latest Madonna update from People.

Madonna makes a first ever appearance to Denver with her Sticky & Sweet tour giving The Alice Morning Show an opportunity to give away tickets. Tickets were selling for astronomical prices but that didn’t stop 6 contestants compete tooth and nail in their “Man-Donna” competition. One contestant was even related to Madonna’s new beau, Alex Rodriguez (cousin on his mother’s side)! Guess even being in Madonna’s family can’t score you tickets to her shows.

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On Thursday night Madonna got Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake to perform with her at Dodger Stadium. I think this shows how my power Madonna has in the entreatment biz if she got JT to be in the same room with that nut job. Videos below