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		<title>The greatest movie review, EVER!</title>
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Warning: This article contains spoilers for The Collector.
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The guys who have written the last few Saw films made The Collector.This does not bode well for The Collector. Of the people in the cast, the biggest [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: #ff0000;">Warning: <span style="font-style: italic;">This article contains spoilers for The Collector.</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Warning Two: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">If that matters to you, unbookmark this site and drive your beat-up Chevette over a cliff into rocks.</span><br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">The guys who have written the last few <em><strong>Saw</strong></em> films made <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Collector</span>.This does not bode well for <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Collector</span>. Of the people in the cast, the biggest star is the third-billed lead on a show low on the ratings totem pole. This does not bode well for <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Collector</span><span style="font-style: italic;">.</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> </span>The director of this film&#8217;s best contribution to the world of cinema was in co-writing <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Feast</span>. This does not bode well for <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The Collector</span><span style="font-style: italic;">.</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> </span>The trailer seems to be selling a film totally geared around creating a new horror franchise by combining elements of <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Saw </span>with other serial killer films and by having a villain with a signature mask. This does not bode well for <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">The Collector</span><span style="font-style: italic;">. </span>The person playing the title character has the birth name Juan de Jesus Fernández de Alarcon. This does not bode well for <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">The Collector</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>or the INS<span style="font-style: italic;">. </span>The tagline for the film is<span style="font-style: italic;"> I fuck your eyes with bad movie.</span> This does not bode well for <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">The Collector</span><span style="font-style: italic;">.</span></p>
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