The seven most depressing songs ever sung by a Muppet
23rd March 2009
ToplessRobot.com – By now you’ve probably seen the YouTube videos in which an uncharacteristically dour Kermit the Frog covers songs by Nine Inch Nails, Elliott Smith and Radiohead. As hilarious as these unauthorized “Sad Kermit” videos are, they also bring to mind some of the more downbeat musical moments from the real Muppets’ history. Sure, everybody remembers “Mahna Mahna,” but what about the bittersweet symphonies that so often took center stage during The Muppet Show, Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock?
Paris Hilton announces that she’s written a moving, soulful ballad describing her extensive time in prison. Johnny Cash rolling over in his grave.
10th January 2009
Oh Good God! Can this girl just go away!
Wacko Jacko sued by ‘7 Names’ Prince
17th November 2008
Michael Jackson is being sued by Bahrainian Prince Sheikh Abdullah Bin Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa.
According to the reports Michael Jackson begged Prince Al-Khalifa for £3.7 million to pay his home bills. In exchange the Prince of Pop would sing songs composed by the Prince. They also agreed to release joint collaborations and raise money for the victims of the tsunami and Hurricane Katrina.
But according to the sheik Jackson refused to deliver and is now seeking legal action.
Recently Jackson gave up the title on his Neverland ranch after falling into default on the $24.5 million he owed on the property.
These are not ‘Thriller’ times for the Prince of Pop.